Darlo Debs
7:05 Sat Dec 28
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Oh I have never seen a plunger that size before
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chim chim cha boo
7:02 Sat Dec 28
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I've got a terrible leak that I need to deal with and I don't want to get covered in shit.
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JLAP
6:54 Sat Dec 28
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I need a tool to hold the knob whilst I take out the back doors..
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chim chim cha boo
6:30 Sat Dec 28
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This is fucking hard work. We're going to need a couple of spades.
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MaryMillingtonsGhost
5:09 Sat Dec 28
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I think I may need some lubricant for this tight gland.
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southbankbornnbred
4:36 Sat Dec 28
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That'll be £25.99 - more if you want it delivered to your back alley.
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HairyHammer
4:24 Sat Dec 28
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Can I have a short screw please, only the wife thinks a long screw would be better, but what does a woman know eh.
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Bosman Free
4:08 Sat Dec 28
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My old boiler needs a replacement flange.
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joyo
3:40 Sat Dec 28
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Isaacock lover and Sleazy Bell End both love a sauage feast
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:39 Sat Dec 28
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And you are just nothing.
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joyo
3:37 Sat Dec 28
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Sleazy Bell End you are a tool
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Nurse Ratched
3:35 Sat Dec 28
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It's bigger than I was expecting. Better get some WD40.
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Darlo Debs
3:28 Sat Dec 28
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Where can i hire a shower fitter from?
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Cheezey Bell-End
3:15 Sat Dec 28
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I need a tool to blast my pipes clean.
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Darlo Debs
2:18 Sat Dec 28
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Where do you put the padlock keys
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Dan M
2:15 Sat Dec 28
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Fuck this for a lark, I'll pay for a professional to do it.
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mallard
2:14 Sat Dec 28
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Where can I get a cheap screw?
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Mike Oxsaw
2:11 Sat Dec 28
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Have you tried HomeBase?
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Mike the Hammer
2:10 Sat Dec 28
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There's no bloody way I'm going in there.
It'll be rammed on a bank holiday.
The painters are in and I need something to cover the furniture.
Do you have any batteries that fit this?
You go and have fun. I'll wait in the car and listen to the radio.
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Westside
2:02 Sat Dec 28
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Which aisle is it in?
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collyrob
1:57 Sat Dec 28
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collyrob 1:22 Sat Dec 28
LOL, I thought this said BBQ
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